Banjo's World

That's a picture of me in the parking lot of Kwik-E-Mart. You can simpsonize yourself by going here.

Here are the 100 keywords used which brought traffic to my blogsite. Some you may find amusing and just plainly dull. Though I will have to note the fact that somebody want to see Ben Vess, a popular deaf blogger in the buff.

• deaf banjo
• the importance of communication
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• speech on importance of communication
• slap to a child's face
• are you prelingually deaf
• caption on hd channels
• what i need to know about the banjo
• widescreen tv not showing whole image
• hdtv clips blogspot
• closed captioning for hd
• closed caption on hdtv
• cbs programming letters
• how to get rid of subtitles on comcast hd channels
• should i use a hd satelite box if i have an hdtv?
• harry potter order movie too short
• importance of communications for teachers
• difference between 1080p24 and 1080p60
• importance of communication in families
• what's it like being deaf in a hearing world
• marlee matlin
• series jericho
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• interpreting silence love
• prelingually deaf
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• closed caption hdtv issues
• deaf progressive blogspot
• "subtitled for the deaf and hard of hearing"
• hearies using asl
• which better for hdtv with closed caption
• harry potter and the order of the phoenix screener torrent
• aids advertisement picture
• being deaf in a hearing world
• problems with hdtvs and subtitles
• david fulmer deaf
• closed caption hdmi high definition
• if i have digital photos and want to turn them into a photo booth style what do i do
• blog blind deaf mute jericho
• cannot get rid of closed captions on computer
• richard rohem
• letter writing campaigns
• over the rainbow with banjo
• how to get the subtitle of harry potter for dvd format
• hdtv
• direct tv closed caption problem
• best hdtv for deaf
• angry deaf teenagers
• jericho school for the deaf history
• harry potter extended edition dvds
• over the rainbow banjo
• david t fulmer
• writing a letter to wish good luck
• no closed caption on hdmi
• hd-dvd closed caption
• main film aspect ratios
• digital tv, closed captions, problems, blog
• too much sun can harm your unborn baby (metro newspaper headlines)
• mad max yellow banjo
• displaying 2.35:1 on a 1.78:1 television
• enter the phoenix remake jackie chan routh
• importance my family
• harry potter 5 138 minutes long
• the importance of communication in children
• asl official language
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• "lorena l. danker
• the importance of communication in english language
• subtitle ratio + movie ratio
• comcast cable how to show subtitles
• component hdtv problem
• sometimes over the rainbow
• beyond the silence
• superman 2009
• importance of communication in a family
• film aspect ratios
• "over the rainbow" real book
• hbo karaoke for the deaf
• comcast high definition closed caption
• doctors asl
• skits on communication
• cropping instead of zoom
• wayne betts, jr
• harry potter extended editions
• what you should know when you buy hdtv
• jericho nuts campaign
• conveying tones in writing
• www deaf hose
• important of communication in english
• deaf badges
• "importance of communication"
• best 1.85 ratio blu-ray movies
• what should i order for watch hdtv from comcast
• nuclear explosions on video in hd
• hard of hearing
• save jericho series
• chad taylor deaf filmmaker
• ben vess naked

The other night, I was fooling around with Apple's Photo Booth. It's a novelty but it's always fun to play with once in a while when you're bored. I made some silly faces and used the effects found in Photo Booth. I'm sharing some of them with you tonight.

Enjoy!

I have betrayed all of you people. The people I've come to care for, the people I've befriended, the people who greatly appreciate my works and many more. I've betrayed all of you.

Today is a hard day for me. I made a difficult decision; I've decided that I have to make a confession. I have done a terrible, terrible thing. I've been pretending to be a deaf person for years and I've succeeded in fooling all of you into thinking I'm actually a deaf person.

I'm actually hearing. I can hear just fine. It just started out as a harmless joke but now I have became a part of the deaf blogosphere. It's a great honour, but I know I don't deserve to be part of it because it's all one big lie. I lied my way into this wonderful world.

I know many of you will feel outraged, betrayed and violated by what I just said. I hope all of you will find it in your hearts to forgive me for deceiving all of you into thinking I'm deaf.

Now, before some of you run off to blog about what a fraud I am. I want to ask all of you to do me a little favour before you chastise me for the ultimate betrayal I've committed.

Look at the date of this blog entry.

Do you realize what's so special about this particular date?

April's Fool Day.

Gotcha. ;)

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.

JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that!

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but also will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \..... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?